I hate pigeons. I really do. They must be the dumbest species of bird in existence.

I was driving to work this morning around 6:20am, and I'm in the lane closest to the curb. There are a few pigeons just walking and pecking at shit near the curb. I slow down a bit to about 60km/h, and they're still just...there.

Gradual braking down to 35 or 30. Probably even slower, I don't remember.
What the fuck. They're trying to run away, literally.
Birds. Running. (..?!??)

There were two right in front of me, one near the left and one near the right (right being closer to the curb).
So the left one starts running (. . .) left towards the other lanes to avoid my car.
The right one, however, does not hop onto the curb. It starts to follow the left one. Not once did either one fly away. I don't understand pigeons. This isn't my first encounter with stupid pigeons either.

+25% rage